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*turns*
*dies of fun-driving smile overdose*
![]() 12/20/2018 at 06:13 |
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*turns*
*rolls over*
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Park ed in front of a bank so it may better prey on your wallet
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Doctor: Well, it was touch and go there, but we were able to save him from acute midship oversteer overdose
Me: That’s a miracle, doc! What did you do?
Doctor: We put him in a Dodge avenger for 5 minutes.